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"Two atoms are in a bar. One says, 'I think I lost an electron.'
The other says, 'Are you sure?'
To which the other replies, 'I'm positive."
-- Wadsworth, Fallout 3.
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Loose lips sink ships
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I am submitting this assignment on time in order to receive full credit
so I do not negatively impact my grade. This is very important to me
to get the full 0 points, as I do not think I would be able to recover
with the late penalty on this assignment.
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"First is the sheer joy of making things. As the child delights
in his mud pie, so the adult enjoys building things, especially
things of his own design. I think this delight must be an image of
God's delight in making things, a delight shown in the distinctness
and newness of each leaf and each snowflake."
This is a paragraph from "The Mythical Man Month". page 7
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Have a gread day :)
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A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette
after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't
you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
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Star Trek > Star Wars
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"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large
research staff to study the problem."
-- Bill Vaughan
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This statement is false.
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"In the dawning days of the First Era, the story goes, there lived a powerful
wizard by the name of Gauldur. Wise and just, he was well-known in the courts
of King Harald and the jarls of Skyrim, and his aid and counsel were sought by
man and mer alike.
And then he was murdered. Some say one of his sons killed him, others that
King Harald, jealous of his power, gave the order. But Gauldur's three sons
fled into the night, pursued by a company of Harald's best warriors and the
Lord Geirmund, the king's personal battlemage.
A great chase ensued, from the wilds of the Reach to the glacial north. One
brother is said to have perished in the ruins of Folgunthur, at the foot of
Solitude. The others were run to ground soon thereafter. And once it was done,
King Harald ordered every record of their murders destroyed, and Gauldur's
name and deeds were struck from the rolls of history.
Even today, few sources remain, and no bard will tell the tale. But perhaps
the truth yet remains in some ancient ruin, waiting to be unearthed. For
nothing is ever truly forgotten."
-- by Talsgar the Elder Archivist of Winterhold, Lost Legends of Skyrim
(One of the books of The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim)
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Reason is not automatic.
Those who deny it cannot
be conquered by it. Do not
count on them. Leave them
alone. -- Ayn Rand
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dog11:~> locate batman
/usr/share/xemacs21/xemacs-packages/etc/frame-icon/batman.xbm
dog11:~> locate ninja
... (many lines)
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
--Homer Simpson
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For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent
than dolphins because he had achieved so muchthe wheel, New York, wars and so on whilst
all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.
But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent
than manfor precisely the same reasons.
---- Douglas Adams : The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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"If you a put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will
eventually write a Java Program. The rest of them will write Perl programs”
-Brian Kelly from Stack Overflow
“Live as if you were living already for the second time and as if you had
acted the first time as wrongly as you are about to act now”
-Viktor Frankl
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http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html
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Quotes from JRR Tolkien - Lord of the Rings.
“It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
“I will take the Ring,’ he said, ‘though I do not know the way.”
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less
than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
Also,
“Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it
boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have
similar opinions of their works, or of the kinds of writing that they
evidently prefer.” - JRR Tolkien
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I want to be the very best,like no one ever was To catch them is my real
test,to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to
understand the power that's inside.
tl;dr: I'm going to become a pokemon master, cs is just my cover up.
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"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental." - Kurt Vonnegut
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in
a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'"
- Hunter S. Thompson
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"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod
tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam,
quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo
consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse
cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non
proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
-- The Standard Lorem Ipsum passage
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This is a short text file.
It is to prove this works.
It is not an interesting quote.
It is not even funny.
Sorry about that.
At least it is in good taste
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For Once, Then, Something
BY ROBERT FROST
Others taunt me with having knelt at well-curbs
Always wrong to the light, so never seeing
Deeper down in the well than where the water
Gives me back in a shining surface picture
Me myself in the summer heaven godlike
Looking out of a wreath of fern and cloud puffs.
Once, when trying with chin against a well-curb,
I discerned, as I thought, beyond the picture,
Through the picture, a something white, uncertain,
Something more of the depths—and then I lost it.
Water came to rebuke the too clear water.
One drop fell from a fern, and lo, a ripple
Shook whatever it was lay there at bottom,
Blurred it, blotted it out. What was that whiteness?
Truth? A pebble of quartz? For once, then, something.
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Is this real life?
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Wow
Much Test
Such Work
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For every 1000 lines of code, there is at least 1 bug.
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What did the Water Buffalo say when he dropped his kid off for school? Bison.
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all-right now.
Did you hear about that Origami shop? It folded.
I was wondering why the Baseball was getting bigger; Then it hit me.
I love this book on anti-gravity; I can't put it down!
What did the two Oceans say to greet each other? Nothing; They just waved.
What's a pirates favorite letter? You might think it's "R", but it's actually the "C"!
That's all I got.
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This is a short text file that says nothing particularly interesting or
profound. I don't know poetry or have some profound wisdom to share.
Hopefully, this will suffice.
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