CS 3343, Fall 2012, Rec 1 Answers, Practice Submission

Introduction to the Design and Analysis of Algorithms

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CS 3343/3341
Analysis of Algorithms
Fall 2012
Recitation 1
Practice Submission
Partial Answers

Here are the only submissions with the smallest bit of entertainment to them. (While I was reading the others, I thought I needed a suicide watch.)

Einstein developed a theory about space... and it was about time too. "Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." ~ Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert A. Heinlein This sentence is false. Ants can live under water for up to seven days. [Ants can live underwater for up to two weeks, according to Animal Diversity Web. Ants have an incredible ability to adapt to their environmental surroundings, including water. When exposed to underwater conditions, ants enter a stage deeper than sleep. Their need for oxygen to breathe and live plummets, enabling them to survive temporarily underwater. Because of this, filling an ant hole in the yard with water will not drown the colony.] N=1, therefore P=NP QED! Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other? A: They had constant arguments. My name is xxxxx and I'm awesome!

Einstein developed a theory about space... and it was about time too.

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." ~ Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert A. Heinlein

This sentence is false.

Ants can live under water for up to seven days. [Ants can live underwater for up to two weeks, according to Animal Diversity Web. Ants have an incredible ability to adapt to their environmental surroundings, including water. When exposed to underwater conditions, ants enter a stage deeper than sleep. Their need for oxygen to breathe and live plummets, enabling them to survive temporarily underwater. Because of this, filling an ant hole in the yard with water will not drown the colony.]

N=1, therefore P=NP QED!

Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other? A: They had constant arguments.

My name is xxxxx and I'm awesome!

Overview: This recitation is not for credit, but is just for you to practice the submission process. You should submit any short text file you like (but please short and not in bad taste).

Contents of email submission for Recitation 1:
Your last name, Your first name, CS 3343, Fall 2012, Recitation 1,
followed by anything at all. Make it short, entertaining or informative, and not illegal.

Contents of email submission for Recitation 1: Your last name, Your first name, CS 3343, Fall 2012, Recitation 1, followed by anything at all. Make it short, entertaining or informative, and not illegal.

Revision date: 2012-09-14. (Please use ISO 8601, the International Standard.)